It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care….

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

I have no idea how to do my taxes. PGP.

My back has just informed me that it’s official: I’m too old for shower sex.

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.