What am I even doing here? PGP

I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Went to grab the office lunch and nobody paid me back.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies

“I should probably stretch first”. PGP.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.