Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.

“What do you mean it didn’t save?” PGP.

Watching a series of heist and crime movies causing you to seriously consider becoming a professional criminal. PGP.

Praying MIPs don’t show up on background checks. PGP.

Thinking about asking your doctor if viagra is right for you. PGP.