Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Law school is by far the worst kind of hazing. PGP.

Moved one time zone east. Now the PGP posts start one hour later. PGP.

My coworkers found embarrassing pictures of me from high school and are now exchanging them by email. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Got rear ended by a high schooler this morning. PGP.

Oh good, it’s Thursday. That means I might actually have something to post on Instagram. PGP.

When experimenting with drugs refers to trying Cialis or Viagra. PGP.

I’m starting to think before I act. PGP.

Been planning on hitting up McD’s for the new jalapeño McDouble for weeks now. Today’s the day. PGP.