Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

The only reason I’m dating him is so I can say “He’s in Law School” to everyone I meet. PGP.

My last day at my job is in ten days, my password expires in six. PGP.

I think I would like everyone in this office better if we were all drunk. PGP.

Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.

Trolling the HOA group email for shits and gigs. PGP.

A room full of Room Essentials. A pantry half full of Market Pantry. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.