Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

Taking this dad body to Mexico

If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

58% of my yearly income goes to my student loans.

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

I haven’t been this sober on my birthday since high school. PGP