My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

The vultures that emerge from their hell holes when someone sends a mass email advertising leftovers in the break room. PGP.