When you get into an argument with your 50-something-year-old co-worker about how “web browsers” and “search engines” are not the same. PGP.

Pledge semester > first year associate. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.