Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

The interns were my ghost writers.. PGP

Pgp’s new layout was the highlight of my day… PGP

The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP

I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.