Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP
“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP
The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.
I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them
My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP
“Another day, another dollar” PGP
My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP
I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.
They knew what they were doing.
HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP
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