I fell asleep during the commercial break before the Blackhawks won in double OT last night. #PGP

Last night was live music night at the local Applebee’s. It was pretty good. PGP

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.