Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP

Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.