Fulltime_son

One day closer to retirement...

Member Since 10/18/2014

In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.

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I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

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When will McConaughey stop dominating? I say never.

Jimmy Kimmel and Matthew McConaughey Made Hilarious Commercials For An Austin Video Store

Nintendo Is Bringing Mario To Your iPhone, Nostalgia Levels Will Be Off The Charts

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.

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“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP

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Having sex with my shirt on.

Post Grad Problems

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.

Post Grad Problems