In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.
I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.
Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.
Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.
When will McConaughey stop dominating? I say never.
The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.
“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP
Having sex with my shirt on.
Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.