I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

My dad started following me on instagram. PGP

Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP

Bring your child to work day. PGP.

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

“Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen is starting to hit a little close to home, PGP