Fraternity Retiree

Member Since 06/10/2014

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Jimmy John’s taste. Subway budget. PGP.

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I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

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Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

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Leaving it all on the field. The field being the break room ping pong table. PGP.

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Finally got moved to a cube by the window and a bird dropped a six inch streak of shit right in the middle of it. The window washers come once a year. PGP.

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“It’s Not Unusual” is faintly playing in my office. My mix of curiosity and wanting to do the Carlton dance is at an all time high. PGP.

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“Management will be in town this week to discuss changes they’re making to the office.” …fuck. PGP.

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I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

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My week feels like Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. PGP.

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