Running out the clock. PGP.

Getting up to go to the bathroom out of boredom, not necessity. PGP.

Getting called a “bad girl” by my IT guy for streaming Pandora. PGP.

I’m a little too hyped up about the new headlights I bought for my car. PGP.

Our office manager started buying cheaper pens. I’m unreasonably upset by this. PGP.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

Talking about corporate the way I used to talk about Nationals in college. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Performance review anxiety season. PGP.

I feel like my coworkers know when I take a dump. PGP.