Shooting for average. PGP.

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

So under qualified I didn’t even get a rejection letter. PGP.

The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.

“You are a sad, strange, little man.” PGP.

Acquiring a large collection of allen wrenches because of all the Target and IKEA furniture you own. PGP.

Garfield comics hitting a little too close to home. PGP.

My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

Utilizing clock management on Friday afternoons. PGP.