It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

Boss gone jeans on. PGP

I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

Drank three beers last night and woke up this morning with a mild hangover. PGP

Listening to “Rage Against The Machine” while actively being very much a part of the machine. PGP.

The stampede that ensues after the “there’s leftovers from last night’s event in the kitchen” email. PGP.

Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.