I just shat coffee. PGP

“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP

Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

Sitting in a pointless meeting about getting rid of pointless meetings. How is this real.