HOA is on my ass again. PGP.

My younger brother’s pilot just got picked up by HBO. I’m taking the bus to my cubicle. PGP.

Single occupancy bathrooms being the height of luxury in your office building. PGP.

Preparing a lie ahead of time for when coworkers ask about weekend plans

Not understanding how vacation time is pro-rated when you quit but not wanting to tip anyone off that you’re leaving. PGP.

Aspiring to be “office hot.” PGP.

Phoned in to a meeting today that was taking place 20 feet from my desk. PGP.

Office wide summer colds. PGP.

Ignoring phone calls during my lunch break. At my desk. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.