It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP

My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

I cut my own hair. PGP.

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Hid in a vacant office to avoid having to sing “Happy Birthday.” PGP.

Having a favorite font. PGP.

Vending machine lunches. PGP.

My beard has grown to a NSFW length in corporate America, and I don’t care. PGPM.

Somebody fucked with my chair.

I can never tell if my boss is joking or actually thinks I don’t do anything here. PGP.