The daily race home to beat my roommate to the TV after work. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.

I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

Fantasizing more about sleep than sex. PGP.

Even our HR guy hates HR. PGP.

Never getting any Snapchats. PGP.