Going into your weekly conference call knowing you had the most productive week, and leaving the call feeling like you accomplished nothing the past week. PGP.

Bad tie days. PGP.

My team went to the bar to watch the USMNT match. Supervisor wouldn’t anyone order a beer. PGP.

Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP.

The collective sigh when that one person starts talking during a meeting. PGP.

Took a day off to play golf then there was an unpredicted thunderstorm. PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

Sent Jurgen Klinsmann’s Permission Slip to my manager as a joke 4 hours ago. He has not responded or acknowledged the e-mail. I think I might get fired. PGP.

Putting a “Welcome” mat at the entrance of your cube because you spend more time there than at your actual home. PGP.

The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.