Being asked to move out of the background a company commercial shoot. PGP.
My coworker just turned on her space heater. We’re in Texas and it’s July. PGP.
Not only living with your parents, but going to sleep before them. PGP.
Panicking whenever your girlfriend doesn’t want to drink, because maybe she’s pregnant. PGP.
Drove half way to work until I realized it was Sunday.
“Have a safe 4th of July weekend!” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.
My boss made a “You’ve been working very hard. Why don’t you take Friday off?” joke just now. I’ve been so out of it that I didn’t realize we already had it off. PGP.
Going into empty conference rooms to rip farts. PGP.
Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.
That strange spot near the crotch on the seat of the cloth conference room chair. PGP.