Thinking about getting back into video games. PGP.

The “Where’s mine?” comment from the receptionist when you walk back in from picking up lunch. PGP.

The level of excitement after winning a kickball game in OT. PGP.

My alarm is set for 6:47AM because I NEED those extra two minutes of sleep. PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

There’s no way anyone at work could confirm or deny that I was here today. Why am I here? PGP.

Negative 16 hours of vacation time and counting. Maybe no one will notice. PGP.

The 3:30 pm line to get to the leftover barbeque from a client lunch. PGP.

I’ve been living off granola bars and fruit snacks from my office’s snack basket for the past few months. PGP.