Fell asleep on the couch for the 2nd half of the game. PGP.

Dated my ex for five years and his parents wouldn’t let him propose because he was in grad school. He just got engaged to someone from his grad school. PGP.

Sunday Scaries gave way to a dream I’m about to take a high school calculus test with no prep. PGP.

Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.

Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.

When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Flushed my smaller toenail clippers down the toilet today. PGP.