My coworker created a fantasy baseball league for his sons little league team and asked me to join. PGP.

If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.

Erectile dysfunction ads on PGP. PGP.

“The kiddos…” PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

The woman next to me brought fucking spaghettios and is eating them at 8 a.m. I’m going to throw up. PGP.

Jealous of high school kids studying for their AP exams at Starbucks while working remotely. PGP.