Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

Atrophy. PGP.