After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

In the past 2 months I’ve showed up an hour late for “oil changes” and “dead car batteries” probably 4 times. PGP

Work wife put in her two weeks notice to take a job across the country. I’m legitimately upset about it. PGP.

Recognizing someone’s shoes underneath the stall divider. #PGP

Going after the “low hanging fruit.” Both in business and in pleasure. PGP.

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

I can smell my dress shoes while sitting at my desk. PGP

Finally got an office…it used to be a closet. PGP

Divorced before 30. PGP

Putting a new calendar up on your wall. PGP.