Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove
My incredibly awkward boss consistently tries to set me up with our clients.
“Hey, it’s [insert name here] from tinder!”
Sadly excited for an IKEA or Target card for Christmas. PGP.
The chick I’ve been casually dating took a shit in my apartment.PGP
My beard has grown to a NSFW length in corporate America, and I don’t care. PGPM.
Doing it for the 401K and Health Insurance
Somebody fucked with my chair.
I’ve come to only like click pens #pgp
Paper toilet seat covers. PGP.