“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp

If I can stick it out one more year, I’ll be fully vested in my 401k. PGP.

Getting moved from salary to hourly.

Growing the flow out. PGPM.

Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

“Sorry for the confusion.”

In the future please….PGP

The bathroom beside my cube is the “secret one” that everyone comes to take a shit in. PGP.

Felt a strange sense of pride after writing an email with the perfect amount of passive aggressive, before that response time anxiety kicked in. PGP