Winter weight gain. PGP

I never thought I’d be so exhausted that I’d skip a shower for 10 minutes of extra sleep. PGP

My parents and my dog are the only two things that could possibly love me in the mood I come home in. PGP

Every day your car starts in subzero weather it feels like winning the lottery. PGP

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

Hangovers at work being unacceptable, with the exception of the day after the office holiday party.

People automatically assuming that food in the break room is for everyone. PGP

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

I honestly had no idea that the company holiday party took place last weekend. PGP.