Gifts I ordered online were guaranteed to arrive by Christmas. They arrived today. PGP.

Holy fuck, I’m still drunk!

Pulled something getting out of my car this morning. PGP

I’ve been at work an hour and a half and I’ve already refilled the office Keurig twice.

I don’t understand Santa Con. PGP.

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Got engaged Friday. On Saturday my future in-laws got upset because we didn’t have a date picked. PGP

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Had a thrilling conversation about the wonders of Nyquil today. PGP.