Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

My boss refers to the strip club as “The Titter.”

Every manager and above has the day off and is checking in regularly.

Judging people by which email salutation they use.

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.

“I’ll wait for the New Year” has slowly become my excuse for everything.

Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

It only took a few months for me to get on a first-name basis with my dry cleaner. PGP.