Today I reported someone for smoking in a non-smoking area. At the age of 24, I have officially sold out. PGP

I clogged the toilet in the large stall today. PGPM

My older coworkers are talking about how good the new Justin Beiber album is. PGP.

My boss likes to remind me that I have the lowest level position in the company. #pgp

“You see that blocked kick last night?”

Explaining your Fantasy Football team name on the first date.

“How was your Thanksgiving…” – EVERYONEPGP

“Be prepared to work the full day” -manger PGP

Is it time to start drinking yet? PGP.

Manager is making the office work Saturday to make up for not working on Thanksgiving. PGP