Got assigned my first solo business trip. Got cancelled because I’m not old enough to rent a car. PGP.

“Can you work this Thanksgiving?”

Passive aggressive notes about refilling the coffee pot. PGP

Our vp of research forgot to close his eHarmony tab before he shared his screen on a company wide video conference

Just was told…”I’m not throwing you under the bus, but….”

No one noticed my new haircut. PGP.

All of my hot keys were erased and now I have no idea how to do anything.

Why yes Netflix, I am a 25 year old dude who lives alone “still” watching New Girl on Sunday night. Is that so wrong? It makes me happy.

Refreshing for new articles. PGP.

The happiest moment of my day was when I realized I left my gym bag at home and couldn’t work out. PGP.