I would be drinking right now if I was still in school.

when a coworker shows concern for your well being by saying that “you look dead inside.” PGP

Messing with the new guy. PGPM.

Getting blamed for other people’s shortcomings

Taking the blame. PGP

That “first time using the heater in 8 months” smell. PGP

Got a huge assignment emailed to me after midnight. I think I’ll have another drink PGP

Highlight of my day was seeing an email about a sale at Jos A Bank. PGP.

“Have you tried rebooting?” PGP.

Office mom brought Pedialyte to my office and told me that I should probably work from home the Monday after a wedding moving forward. PGP.