The tentative outlook accept being the professional equivalent of imessage read receipts. PGP

I really need to stop opening a tab at happy hour. PGP.

“Just a heads-up…” PGP.

Got my friend a job at my office. Now I hate him. PGP.

Just as Young Jeezy would say, I need a vacation. PGP.

My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

Used Subway’s private bathroom, then walked next door to McDonald’s for lunch. PGP

Going from one earbud in to two earbuds in. PGPowerMove.

Getting asked, “Who are you voting for?”, before 2015 is even over. PGP.