Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

My parents were already married at my age.

Checking my alarms are set multiple times throughout the night so I’m not late to work. PGP.

Sweater vest wardrobe and Wu Tang playlist. PGP.

Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning

100% probability of ‘drinks and dinner’ leading to an alcohol induced bender. PGP.

My brain only registers the first and last five minutes of my commute. PGP

Taking off the Monday after homecoming weekend was the best decision I’ve made in October. PGP.

An iPhone working in an Android office…