“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM

One week away from going full-out Patrick Bateman. PGP

Not really feeling work today.

That small feeling of satisfaction you get from knowing you are alone when walking into the bathroom and the motion lights click on. PGP.

Wish I worked with cooler people.

I had to teach my 43 year-old boss today how to properly tie a tie.

Hiding my credit card from myself for a month or two. PGP.

Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.