Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.

I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.

My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

I go on more interviews than dates.

Raiding the supply closet for a cheap thrill. PGP

What did people do before excel?

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

“It’s in the company handbook. You read it, right?” PGP.