The copier is printing horizontal instead of vertical. PGP.

Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP

Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.

Well today has turned into a run out the clock situation…..again

Pissing as loud as possible to let everyone in the bathroom know you probably have a big dick. PGPM

Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP

Fist bumping 50 year old coworkers. PGP

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP

#NationalDrinkBeerDay being on a Monday. PGP.

I’ve received 3 emails in the past hour reminding me we don’t have Columbus Day off.