The sweet smell of no new emails in the morning.

VP flies in and promises to take the team out to a “great lunch”; we end up at Olive Garden. PGP.

ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

I work in retail.

How the fuck is it only Monday?