Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

Upping my fiber count. PGP

“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP

Is it homecoming yet?

Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP

Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.