I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

First one at the office today so I clocked in and headed to my favorite stall.

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

The exhilarating feeling of going through the express lane at the grocery store with a few too many items. PGP.

The dream is a personal bathroom in the office. PGP

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.

I’ll be in bed before my team has even called the coin toss tonight.

Explaining to an older coworker what a meme is.