I enjoy watching Good Morning America over Sportscenter

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP

Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

Asking, “Is it too early for a drink?” promply after your 7:15 tee time. PGPM

I am getting closer and closer to just not caring. #PGP

Honesty is only the best policy if you have a trust fund. PGP

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.

Decided to take the stairs, got to my desk and realized my coffee was sitting on top my car still.

Blocking your younger brother on snapchat because he keeps reminding you of how much fun freshman year is. PGP.

I forgot to take the trash to the curb #PGP