I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Going back to the college town for the home opener. My body already hates me. PGP

Killed a bottle of wine and fell asleep at halftime. Who won the game?

“So, ya got any plans for the holiday?” PGP.

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP

Guy in the stall next to me is wearing socks with sandals. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Sitting at your desk envious of all the “Welcome Week” snaps. PGP.

In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.