The Facebook memories feature has been nothing but photos from freshman year for the last 2 weeks. PGP.

My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.

The day after you try reliving your undergrad days during game day. PGP.

Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

Just had to help my boss add a new desktop background.

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP