Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

Hearing the veterans talk about “back when we could work from home”. PGP.

Getting a second job because I am incapable of having hobbies. PGP

The Everyday Scaries. PGP

Accidentally had the video camera on as I entered the Google Hangouts Video Chat with no shirt on. PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

Getting an email from Netflix with the subject line “Netflix tonight?” Yes, just like every night. PGP.

My desktop wallpaper is a picture of my flawless swing at last year’s golf outing. PGPM

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP