I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

I had one Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch and was hungover for four hours afterwards.

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.

I don’t always take a shit at work, but when I do, I take at least half an hour. PGP.

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

Every time I decide not to check my email after work hours, I get six important ones. PGP.

I really need a better job. PGP.